Your problems are my business.
I’ve always wanted to be an Agony Aunt, mainly because I have a gift for giving really good advice and I believe it is my duty to share it. Therefore, I have scoured the Internets looking for someone with a problem. I found this:
Dear Miss Demeanor,
I hope you can help me, [...]
Poor old Farrah Fawcett. After a long and public battle with cancer and the release of a dramatic, last-rites-the-end-is-nigh-any-minute-now, I’m-on-my-deathbed photo only to have Michael Jackson steal her thunder at the final hour!
I wonder what would have happened if Princess Diana, Elvis and Michael Jackson all died on the same day. The Internet would explode. [...]
Hot News Direct from Hollywood:
Scientologist, couch-jockey, and all-round nut job Tom Cruise has revealed he will play the role of L.Ron Hubbard in the upcoming film The Thetan Keeps Repeatin’ which is based on the life and work of the founding father of the Church of Scientology.
“I’m just ectastic that this opportunity has been handed [...]
The poet in me has been unleashed again. This time it’s Bindi Irwin and her sudden thrust into the limelight after the death of her dad. She’s doing a whirlwind tour of the States at the moment with her mother who is the Ambassador for Tourism, or something. I don’t doubt for a minute that [...]
I have just returned from a five-day jaunt in old Sydney town where the body of water neighbouring the city is much more impressve than the one we have here in Melbourne. As soon as the plane nears the airport and passes over the landscape of Sydney you know you’re in for a good time. [...]
Last night I went to a Soup Off. This is basically a dinner party where you bring the dinner. Not just you but all the other guests as well. And it has to be soup. All the soups are sampled, one at a time, you write a brief comment and give it a score out [...]
My horoscope today in The Age Good Weekend Magazine is as follows:
Scorpio
What’s the world coming to? We’ve had the tsunami, Hurricane Katrina, the Pakistan earthquake, insane war in the Middle East, poor old Iraq, Afganistan, Darfur, global warming and a litany of lost causes to occupy tired minds. Switch off for a while this week.
What? [...]
The first day of spring today! Yay! And it reached 26 degrees! The long dark winter of discontent is over. The short, bright summer of joy awaits. Or does it? It seems to me that the seasons are changing. I mean winter started in April for crying out loud. April! There we were, enjoying what [...]
God created the heaven and the earth. And I created this blog. Which is the greater feat? Which will last the longest? Time will reveal all. God’s efforts so far leave a lot to be desired. But then my previous attempts at this sort of thing have hardly shown any signs of commitment or [...]
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