Misery Needs Technology

I just watched Misery again after many years and I couldn’t help thinking (as poor old Paul endured the psychotic wrath of his number one fan, Kathy Bates) that if someone had thought to invent the Internet a little earlier, none of this would have happened.
Poor old Paul had to drive through the snow to [...]

The Rent Boy’s Moustache

A New Film by Mel Gibson
Gibson wrote, directed, produced and starred in this epic coming-of-age tale about a young boy who finds his great-grandfather’s fake moustache in the attic of the family’s home.
Worn in the days when the great-grandfather was the star of a famous vaudevillian act, the moustache had been packed away along with [...]

Kip Dynamite

The Man
Possibly one of the greatest paragons of nerd-makes-good in modern times, Kipland Ronald Dynamite is a poet, Tupperware salesman and husband to LaFawnduh. In training to be a cage fighter, Kip lived with his Grandma until he was, like, 32 years old. There he whiled away the hours chatting to babes online and eating [...]