Angelology

In the olden days god appeared and spoke directly to people (Gn. 3:8, Ex. 12:1) often acting violently and punitively. Then the prophets came along and decided that god’s image needed a bit of PR if he was going to be respected as the head honcho and the boss of everyone. These geniuses of spin [...]

Spam From Heaven

The end is nigh! If it’s not today, it’ll be tomorrow. If it’s not tomorrow it might be next week. It could be three weeks from Monday. It could happen on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the equinox (i.e. Easter). But it’s gonna happen. It’s just a matter of when.
Fortunately there’s [...]

Ted Comes Clean

Self-righteous cock gobbler, drug addict and hypocrite Ted Haggard has finally spoken out about the errors  of his ways in an upcoming doco on HBO. It’s been two years since Ted rode the Hershey Highway and lost  his job as head honcho of the Scariest Church Ever.
At first I thought that maybe it took Ted [...]

Suffer Little Children…

The Last Supper

God’s Fine Print

My son broke his ankle last week and I was told by some RI (Religious Idiot) that all would be okay; god will take care of him. Actually, it was the Children’s Hospital that took care of him but that’s beside the point apparently.
It got me thinking about god and his antics when it comes [...]

Merry Easter Everyone!

Christ Cures Another Gay

Despite looking like a great fairy, Jesus doesn’t love you if you’re gay.
The Evilangelicals are at it again. First it was Pasta Ted now it’s prominent black lesbian and magazine publisher, Charlene Cothran, from New Jersey. Apparently a local pastor did some fast talking and–bingo!–Charlene put her lifetime of lesbian ways behind her and [...]

The Church of Fools

Too busy to get to church? Too lazy? Agoraphobic? Afraid you won’t get a place in heaven because you haven’t been spending enough time in the Big Guy’s holy house?
Fear not! Now you can worship your heavenly father from the comfort of your computer chair! That’s right!
Welcome to The Church of Fools, an online, [...]

The Church of Satan

If you’re in the market for a religion you may wish to consider The Church of Satan.

Invented at a party by Anton LaVey in 1966, The Church of Satan is a relatively new religion that bases its beliefs on the mythological and cultural concepts of the figure of Satan. Anton figured that everybody else* had [...]

Ted Exits The Hershey Highway

Ted’s no longer gay! He’s been cured!
After three weeks of reparative therapy and some good ol’ prayin’ to Jesus, the wayward pastor has had his “mentally defective” gayness cast out of him.
According to his buddy, Rev.Tim Ralph, “He is completely heterosexual. That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things [...]

Sanity In An Insane World

From atheists.org Some clear and rational thinking: 
The following definition of Atheism was given to the Supreme Court of the United States in the case of Murray v. Curlett, 374 U.S. 203, 83 S. Ct. 1560, 10 L.Ed.2d (MD, 1963), to remove reverential Bible reading and oral unison recitation of the Lord’s Prayer in the public [...]

Yuletide

As an atheist with a Jewish heritage (and the fact that I haven’t updated this blog for a while) I thought I’d write about Christmas, in particular the figure of Santa Claus.
But first let me open with a joke:
What did Santa say when Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan walked into his grotto and [...]

Press Release Statement by Pastor Ted Haggard

Good afternoon, thank you for coming. In light of recent events surrounding the gay sex and drug allegations, I would like to make known my personal position in this matter.
YES! Satan had a hold on me! He had a hollllld on me! It was actually quite a firm hold; a good, strong hold that [...]