Okay, so, because of the witness protection program I can’t reveal my true identity but let’s just say I’m from Melbourne and I like long walks off a short pier.
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21 Comments
Friday, March 9, 2007 at 8:00 am
Melbourne doesn’t exist.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at 2:44 am
Hi,
I really enjoyed your blog. I wish there was more. I’d absolutely link to it.
Miss Poppy
Tuesday, February 5, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Great work mate.
Your insights on TV chefs and the publishing industry are gold and spot on.
Working close to book publishers I have developed a theory. Publishers only actively push the books with a big advance. If you didnt get a $100 000 advance your book wont sell unless you get very lucky, (blue day book, Almost French).
I am not talking about publicity, it is everything, but mainly the reps making sure the books are on the shelves or better still a big fat dump bin……
And a book doesnt have to be good to sell, people just have to buy it……crazy.
Friday, April 18, 2008 at 3:08 am
Hi I’m from Idaho and I like boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, April 18, 2008 at 3:13 am
Yes I finally got married after being engaged for six years.
Friday, March 6, 2009 at 12:53 am
Ha Ha i should have known you were a dozy, thick as pig shit, uneducated, inbred Australian racist, bigot.
Its hard to hide it isnt it? you’re as bitter as bitter can be, you bitter titted, bitter tit.
without a doubt the thickest people on the planet. nothing but sun dried scrubbers and peroxide mullet sporting, sweat drenched billabong singlet wearing morons, who cant string a single sentence together without dribbling down their fronts.
look on the currency you pathetic cunt, whos face is it? yeh the queens and the reason its there is because your excuse of a first world country would sink if the commonwealth pulled the plug, only the stupid racist cunts voted for a republic.
you are in the best place on the planet, a remote cockroach ridden giant pile of rock and sand, inhabited by ute driving fuckwits.
25 years in the past and firmly stuck there, a bit of global recession should see you climb up your own arses ,as the only fuckers on the planet who keep your piece of shit country running are the so called ‘chinks’ who have stopped buying your crap exports and the British back packers, who lets face it could run the place in a year or 2.
Enjoy, you rancid sack of shit.
Saturday, May 23, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Who took the the jam out of your donut
Saturday, March 7, 2009 at 9:05 am
If you hate Australia so much, why don’t you fuck off out of Queensland, you hateful piece of shit.
Thursday, March 26, 2009 at 6:43 am
I just found your blog, quite by accident (looking for an image of an early MS of Dante’s Inferno of all things). I’m beginning to think all the interesting people live in Melbourne. Of course, three isn’t exactly a conclusive statistic, but I think it could indicate a trend. Nice work, though. Fun read.
Sunday, March 29, 2009 at 8:29 am
Thanks Owlfarmer!
Monday, May 25, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I would like to weigh into this debate that Kevin Rudd has started and remind Kevin that I know how to take screen grabs and I could take grab of the screen and send his comment to the Liberal Party and then watch his 61% popularity go down to about 40%.
Note to Jack, you are very unaustralian mate. I think you owe the lady of this blog an apology.
Monday, May 25, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Oh and I think the blog is pretty ordinary anyway.
Monday, July 27, 2009 at 9:35 am
I will be checking in periodically, hopefully more often than not. What a great sense of humor and I especially love how you rip psychics a new one, and all the New Age crap.
I found your blog by accident.
Friday, July 31, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Thanks Anna. I don’t update as often as I should but I’m glad you like.
Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Where the hell has this blog been all my online life? Love you work.
Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Why thank you kind sir.
Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 7:48 pm
You’re welcome, wonderfully opinionated madame.
Oh Jesus, I wrote love “you” work!
Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 9:00 pm
At least you don’t love my wok.
Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 9:08 pm
There’s a Kylie Kwong joke there, I know there is!
Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Damn right there is!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Keep posting please! I love your style of writing.