Dear Miss Demeanor
My house husband (of 9.5 years) has recently been spending an unusual amount of time on the internet, usually he will only do this during the day when our three children are at school. He has also recently requested a cosmetic nose operation on top of the whole body waxes which he started getting about six months ago. He is an excellent house husband and father to our three children, and although he is not a traditional provider, he supplements our income by selling foot spas online which is his excuse for spending exorbitant hours in front of the screen. He has become increasingly distant, not interested in sex, and as I mentioned before, he sits on the internet until the early hours in the morning, (he tells me he is conducting market research for his foot spa business).
These recent antics have me concerned. Last night I heard him crying in the bathroom, which he later denied. He says nothing is wrong but I can’t connect with him on any emotional level and am not even sure if I am attracted to him any more. I feel like I need to do something, but don’t know what or how to approach him.
Alex.
Dear Alex,
What do you expect when you chain your husband to the kitchen sink for 9.5 years? I hate to tell you this but your husband is gay. How do I know this? The foot spas. The body waxing. The nose job. The late night crying. It all adds up. No wonder you don’t fancy him any more. What you could do is get a sex change operation and try to win back his love. You already have a man’s name so at least you won’t have to change that.
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009 at 10:17 pm
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