Entries from October 2009

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Agony Aunt #5

Dear Agony Aunt,
I have a terrible secret and need to tell someone because otherwise I don’t know what I’ll do. You see I’ve been married to my husband for 18 months and I think he is already losing interest in me. Then I did something terrible. I told him I was pregnant so he would [...]

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Agony Aunt #4

The problems just keep on comin!
Dear Miss D,
My future mother-in-law is very awkward.  When her son and I were first courting (aged 34 and 37) she threw me out of the house.  This was because late one evening when she was in bed we were kissing on the sofa.  She regularly invites his ex round [...]

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Agony Aunt #3

Dear Miss Demeanor
My house husband (of 9.5 years) has recently been spending an unusual amount of time on the internet, usually he will only do this during the day when our three children are at school. He has also recently requested a cosmetic nose operation on top of the whole body waxes [...]

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The Smart Girls’ Guide to Dating the Zodiac

With my many years of relationship experience combined with my incredible astrological insight and wisdom, I bring you my ultimate guide to dating every sign of the zodiac in the hope that I can at least save you from one more dating disaster. Forewarned is forearmed.
Aries
If you’re looking for a selfish, impatient, and angry bastard who [...]