Friday, August 28, 2009...12:44 pm

Tom Cruise Appreciation Day

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I am normal.

Finally! I thought this day would never come. Luckily the folks at the Today show on Channel 9 have recognised the awesome talent of this genius actor and given him the acknowledgment he deserves.

Every day should be Tom Cruise appreciation day. I don’t know why anyone didn’t think of it before! I mean, the guy’s awesome! He makes amazing films, has a really good grasp on reality, doesn’t have a height complex, is not a closet homosexual, gives excellent advice to women, never jumps on the furniture, and didn’t spawn a child through alien sperm donation.

If anyone deserves an appreciation day it’s Tom. It’s a perfectly sane, logical idea. Good onya Today Show! Outstanding journalism.

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