Happy anniversary to me (again)!
- Take me to your leader.
I just happened to glance at the archive list on this blog and thought, Wow! I’ve been doing this for three years now! That’s the longest I’ve ever committed to anything!
Then I realised that all of 2008 is missing. Naturally, I found this quite confusing. I mean, what the hell was I doing for a whole year that was more interesting than writing absolute rubbish on the Internet? Nothing that I could remember. Then I realised: I must have been abducted by aliens for the whole of 2008. Hey! Don’t laugh. When you play The Sims and look through the telescope long enough, your Sim gets abducted and comes back with a whole different personality. A whole different personality! It makes perfect sense! I never used to be like this! I used to be someone else.
A quick scan of Wikipedia turned up this set of criteria, or is it criterium? Whatever it is, I think I can tick all the boxes if I try hard enough. They don’t have “resides in a trailer park” on there but that’s just a stereotype. So there you have it. Another year. Thanks for dropping by.
Not a real abduction, but very similar.
2 Comments
Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 2:39 am
That explains a lot! One minute I’m 25, working in a pub in London, getting drunk every night and scoring semi-regular sex. The next I find myself on the wrong side of 40 divorced and spending way too much time typing bullshit on the internets!
To quote David Burne “How did I get here?”
Fucken aliens!
(Come to think of it that little green prick at the top of the page looks familiar, though he looks weird without his anal probe machine thingy)
Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Yeah, I didn’t recognise him at first either. Then he suddenly became eerily familiar…