Entries from August 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

The Missing Link

Happy anniversary to me (again)!

Take me to your leader.

I just happened to glance at the archive list on this blog and thought, Wow! I’ve been doing this for three years now! That’s the longest I’ve ever committed to anything!
Then I realised that all of 2008 is missing. Naturally, I found this quite confusing. I mean, [...]

Friday, August 28, 2009

Tom Cruise Appreciation Day

Finally! I thought this day would never come. Luckily the folks at the Today show on Channel 9 have recognised the awesome talent of this genius actor and given him the acknowledgment he deserves.
Every day should be Tom Cruise appreciation day. I don’t know why anyone didn’t think of it before! I mean, the guy’s [...]

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Agony Aunt #2

Your problems are my business.

Dear Miss Demeanor,

I got engaged about 3 years ago.
We had moved in together two years ago and were happy, but circumstances regarding family issues and finances dictated that we move back in with our parents respectively. I got a job delivering Chinese food around my area, and [...]

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Agony Aunt #1

Your problems are my business.
I’ve always wanted to be an Agony Aunt, mainly because I have a gift for giving really good advice and I believe it is my duty to share it. Therefore, I have scoured the Internets looking for someone with a problem. I found this:
Dear Miss Demeanor,

I hope you can help me, [...]

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Misery Needs Technology

I just watched Misery again after many years and I couldn’t help thinking (as poor old Paul endured the psychotic wrath of his number one fan, Kathy Bates) that if someone had thought to invent the Internet a little earlier, none of this would have happened.
Poor old Paul had to drive through the snow to [...]