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L. Ron returns
Scientologist, couch-jockey, and all-round nut job Tom Cruise has revealed he will play the role of L.Ron Hubbard in the upcoming film The Thetan Keeps Repeatin’ which is based on the life and work of the founding father of the Church of Scientology.
“I’m just ectastic that this opportunity has been handed to me on a silver platter,” said Cruise as he trampolined on the leather Chesterfield in his Hollywood home. “It’s always been a dream of mine to actually be L.Ron but to play him in a movie is almost as good.”
The film, which is was penned by Lisa-Marie Presley, is due for release early next year.
“This is Lisa-Marie’s first movie script, ” Cruise shouted as he bounced from the sofa to the armchair, “so you just know it has to be good. She even got some help from her mom.”
4 Comments
Monday, January 12, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Is this a burping movie?
Remind me not to eat thetan if that’s the effect it has.
It could come in handy though if you have to ring up the boss when you chuck a sicky. Just attempt to speak, then let rip with a few well tuned belches. He’ll have to give you the day off.
Monday, January 12, 2009 at 10:37 pm
And fellow Scientologist, Will Smith, will be starring in I Am Thetan the sequel to I Am Legend
Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 12:52 am
it took tom cruise getting his dream role & 1 year for you to write another hilarious post.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 11:07 am
What can I say? Genius takes time :p