Self-righteous cock gobbler, drug addict and hypocrite Ted Haggard has finally spoken out about the errors of his ways in an upcoming doco on HBO. It’s been two years since Ted rode the Hershey Highway and lost his job as head honcho of the Scariest Church Ever.
At first I thought that maybe it took Ted [...]
Entries from January 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Ted Comes Clean
Monday, January 12, 2009
Tom Cruise Set to Play Lead in the Film of the Century
Hot News Direct from Hollywood:
Scientologist, couch-jockey, and all-round nut job Tom Cruise has revealed he will play the role of L.Ron Hubbard in the upcoming film The Thetan Keeps Repeatin’ which is based on the life and work of the founding father of the Church of Scientology.
“I’m just ectastic that this opportunity has been handed [...]
