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Bulgaria — home of the Cyrillic alphabet, the Gradeshnitsa Tablets, nine World Heritage sites, and this freak:

Meet Azis, Bulgaria’s foremost gender-bending folk pop singer and failed political candidate, who recently gained notoriety in the gay global arena for his expansion in the wedding tackle department.

Put simply, Azis is a big fat ponce with a huge dong who can’t decide whether he’s Arthur or Martha. As this picture quite clearly displays:

The flouncy Gypsy scarves, the layers of black tuille, the fishnet stockings, the French manicure, the shimmering lip gloss, and the trucker’s singlet. Of course there’s no escaping the conspicuous beer gut and the white beard, both of which are alarmingly offset by the creepy lady eyes.

Despite the drag queen’s short yet cataclysmic foray into the political arena (no one voted for him) it seems Asiz has quite the following on the music front. As he stated himself, “My first record was crap, but then I turned gay and wore the pervert dress and got a new sound.”

Good luck with all that, Azis, or should that be As if.

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