The Alternative Universe of Posh Spice

(Or what would have happened if she hadn’t married Becks)
14 Jan 2007
Dear Diary,
Today I noticed Spice Girls’ records in the bargain bin at the local CD store selling for 50p each! I was horrified beyond belief! I quickly stuffed them into my imitation Louis Vuitton tote but the security guard saw me and asked [...]

Shirley Temple of the New Millenium

The poet in me has been unleashed again. This time it’s Bindi Irwin and her sudden thrust into the limelight after the death of her dad. She’s doing a whirlwind tour of the States at the moment with her mother who is the Ambassador for Tourism, or something. I don’t doubt for a minute that [...]